Jared – bless him


Now who would have thought that a charming chap like this would cause me such grief?
I mean, how could he be holding back on a secret like that without blabbing it out to this great girl who has bared her soul to him?
Oh.
Really?
Was it that obvious?
You did?
Well you were right. And now I have to go back and rewrite from the beginning.
Inhale. Slowly, through the nose. Hold for four seconds. Breathe out through the mouth over eight seconds. Repeat as necessary.
Then look at your hero and give him one of your special smiles. And start throwing rocks at him.
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